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"I think we still live in a culture that assumes that men are single by choice and women are single because no one wants them." - Sara Eckel, This is Why You’re Still Single (It’s Not Why You Think)

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if i have to text you first every single time then we aint gonna text ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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an animal not wanting me petting it hurts more than any anon ever could

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"I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon." -

Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

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"It’s a metaphor, see. You put the bacon thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the…um…well, you eat it, actually, ‘cause it’s there and you’re nearly tasting it. So it’s not a metaphor. Um. I have no idea where I was going with that. Want some bacon?"

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